Mexican Gang Leader: Nobody has ever survived out initiation. Bully: Best stay away from that weirdo. Burbury Visitor Info: That music -- so soothing. You wanna be? Honkey Dweeb. Pulled out his heart and showed it to him, and he was like, "Nice.". Hold. If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Portal 2. I'll help you. Shiny: I accept Jesus Christ into my heart as my personal savior! Capture a web page as it appears now for use as a trusted citation in the future. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. Xavier: Ahh. Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. shattering their partially frozen bodies. Or do you prefer, What's the matter, Chicken? Xavier sneaks into an asylum and does the same to his own mother. Just go towards the light. Please view our rules and wikis before posting. All rights reserved. Whenever you turn your back, I secretly groom and train poodles. This item will only be visible in searches to you, your friends, and admins. Xavier: I was groping enlightenment in my bedroom, and before you could scream "murder by arson," our house was on fire. Xavier: People, hurry, get *in* the way! Need to make him more bone-y. [attempts to literally write the same words he said]. surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. The show is known for its ubiquitous use of ideologically critical black comedy, surrealist and absurdist humor presented through a psychedelic and satirically New Age lens. Hold. Caveman: Ooga-booga. However, it should be called. web pages You'll catch the feline aids. Your moms so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her. How long you stand there, freak? Kind of making a splash in the preaching scene. Mexican Gang Member #4: Before tonight, I could never express myself with words. You are on trial for being on trial! You could say it started when I was a kid. Xavier: My God. Present Day Xavier: Idiot. Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. Is our every trollop through fate's garden infused with a mystic-- [gets hit by a bottle]. X1: "Hello?" Second Gang Member: I like to kill to music. Fatestiny. Yes, made it! You only got one penii? Xavier: Pfft, I could do that with my third eye tied behind my back. Hold. WebXavier: I'm a survivor. Mexican Gang Member #5: You guys are the only family I have -- Maybe because you guys killed my family. Xavier's Father: No, no, no, no. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. You're my passion. I want you, Percy! It's intense! I think you are a prime candidate for our annual Pauper-to-Prince program. Xavier: Hell, I flipped more lids than a soup kitchen of the MIND. Kiddo, I was the real me when you were still in my short pants. During his travels, he learns more about his The explosion hasn't even ended yet! Adult Swim fan, you may want to pass on this one What is the Spanish language plot outline for Xavier: Renegade Angel (2007)? Weather Reporter: Weather's on the traffic, traffic's on the--. Did he clip you? Shiny: You give up your game, and I'll get you a job at the Jobby Job Center. Man: You see what this weirdo here is saying? Xavier must choose betwixt thy heart and thine mind. Get out of town and start a new life. Man: He's comparing the universal oneness of all life to your mama! Kissy kissy! I benefit, as I get to see the gang from a novice perspective, and then you benefit by experiencing the hardships that come with the administrative role that I play. Woman: They make it safe to wear white pants, and they're nice and huge! Preacher: It is my sad duty to announce that our sign language translator has donated her hands to the Needy Groper's Society. Kid on Chili Slide: You'll jalape?o pants! Mexican Gang Leader: I like. Boy: Yummy! And the light floral scent keeps me feeling fresh all day! I say bone white! Xavier: You are supposed to be dead right now, but here -- 20 bucks. Are you prepared for this moment? WebXavier: Chief was deep. You some kind of ooga-booga Chinaman? I've got to cobble together a makeshift Shakhashiri to tame a certain beast. JavaScript is disabled. Burbury Visitor Info: Welcome to Burbury. Surreal, bizarre, completely 100% nonsensical at times but so, SO unbelievably consistently hilarious, intelligent, clever, and mindbending. Perhaps you can answer the one question that has plagued thinkers for all time. WebXavier: Uh, nothing. Close your eyes. And a cot. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. Police Officer: Someone stole our bloodhounds, but we got the backup bloodhounds to chase the first-string bloodhounds. Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. When a young boy's dreams of mascoting gets crushed by a local gang of gang members, Xavier takes the toughs under his wing. Me bequeathed thee, the psychopathological hand-you-downs. Valve Corporation. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. We're a dying breed. Count of three, we show whats under the loincloth! SoundCloud. Hello? Xavier: You and I both knew what we had couldn't last. Good luck finding out what it is really about, though. Hello!" I thought we all agreed to get eggshell white. Mexican Gang Leader: Once a year, we let one novice member sit in as gang leader for a week. This allows you to focus on the securities you are interested in, so you can make informed decisions. The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. Xavier: You can all fret not. Third Gang Member: This is kind of embarrassing, but I like to kill on the toilet. Mexican Gang Leader: Now phase two. Hold. Xavier: They say 'tis often the tiniest among us hath the biggest need. JavaScript is disabled. On a holiday I took (I went to Oxford on the last day and found a costume shop) I brought white and black paint and red blood. When a troubled woman loses her babies, Xavier has to insert himself into his own inner child to help him locate the lostlings. I'm sorry. Xavier: Just got to dump this load in that dirty 'puter's floppy slot and collect my kudos. There was a mix-up at the cookie factory! It's got embossed gold 12-point Courier font on bone white semigloss stock. Or would you prefer "her ass in" you? on the xavier fandom wiki there are scripts for some of the episodes. Xavier: How does he explain the fact that his own son's legs make me want to puke all over them? Of course I do. Kayako Saeki - JU ON The Grudge By The SC CosplayKayako Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Turn you back. Vote YES on Proposition 1321. [echoing] Walk away, walk away. Xavier: I need some of that disease you guys invented. Man: Oh my god! One step ahead of the policia. When a battered woman reaches out to Xavier for help, Xavier reaches inside her-- to find that the truth hurts. You got a license to sell hot-dogs, Chico man? Youre the un-me. So huge, it hurts! Things nearly blowup in their faces, but Xavier employs some quick think and tasty treats to avert catastrophe. It's only the size of a fist, but it packs a lot more punch. No, not Yoohoo. Looks like I already did. Absurdity! Clumso: Whoopsie Doodle! it is simply an inkblot on a Rorschach test a psychologist is showing Xavier in a mental institution, heavily implying the reason it appears so frequently is that the whole show is merely Xavier's elaborate hallucination as he stares at it. And worst of all, Chomsky Honk. Xavier: Powers are for the weak. [gets in a car and drives backwards down the street]. Yes made it! Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Hello? Chief Master Guru: That gets rid of that headache. A note on It Makes Sense in Context and Makes Just as Much Sense in Context: To save time, we will only clarify which one something is on the rare occasion where it does make sense in context. Yes, That's EXATCLY what I am going to do! WebXavier: Uh, nothing. Mexican Gang Member #4: How do they expect me to stay out of jail? Xavier: Pain is never the fault of the feeler, it's just the fault of your actions you consciously chose to make. Xavier: No time to gab. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Thank you so much for this. Shiny: [punches Xavier while talking] GiveMeBackMySon! Hale. Hello? (interpreting Popo's sign language) She's saying that this time of great loss illuminates the bonds we share as a community, and for that we must give praise to the Lord. Xavier: They say when you die, you sh*t your pants. Xavier's character design is very similar to Wonder Showzen's character He-Bro. he is actually on trial for being on trial, and considers himself to be incredibly attractive when in reality almost everyone is disgusted by the sight of him, an assimilated Humanity in the form of a flesh "Mother Mary who's breasts are being sucked upon by Buddha" statue. WebXavier: Renegade Angel: Created by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Some kids. Mocho: Well, Wednesday night is Tag Tuesday, where we paint our tag all over town. Mocho: Oh, yeah. executive producer / executive producer (15 episodes, 2007-2009) Adrienne Anderson. Xavier: Please, I'm just a simple seeker on a spirit quest to discover What Doth Life? I'll pop it back in, but it's gonna hurt. Meet Xavier, a seeker/searcher man/beast who takes his spirit quest thru Connecticut. Xavier: I did it. Xavier: I just needed a hand - to tame the beast. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. But not like the others. XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? And a flatscreen iTV. WebXavier is a soul-searching humanoid of magnanimous philosophical gravity. Dyke. But I'd sure like to try. 2 Mar. More than ten years after the show ended, Xavier made an official reappearance as part of Adult Swim's Class of 2020 Commencement Speaker series - watch it here. Mexican Gang leader: You're right -- Rape is not an excuse. He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. Diner Employee in Thought Balloon: (repeats) Every cigarette takes seventeen minutes off your life. Chimp. He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. The show's only real coherent narrative revolves around a subplot involving Xavier's incredibly screwed-up childhood and the death of his adoptive parents. I like it.". And you need my help? Poor, poor Xavier awakes with his fate in the goo drenched hands of the grandest menace of all time: You. Processing. You could say it started when I was a kid. Xavier: What kind of stupid name is "Yoohoo"? WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. Mocho: I guess I tend to use my switchblade as a defense mechanism. You're a hit. All rights reserved. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Wherever there is injustice, I was there. Listen, this psyche is not big enough for two metaphysical seekers. Like most folks, I've always been different. First Gang Member: We all have our own way of killing. Gang Leader: Now boil his blood and get our drugs back. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. What a thought. Xavier is mentally ill and hallucinating the entire series. And it's like, I'm standing right here, Mom. [sobs]. Xavier: To be a hero, you have to go looking for trouble. We all have our own way of killing. Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. Hold. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. WaitsorryImeandrugs! 2 Mar. The Judge: By proclaiming your innocence, you admit that you are on trial! The balance of happiness is constant. Confront your future. WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. Xavier lifts homeless veterans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats. Pain, madness, and fries collide in this intergalactic time bending mission to find out; why?? (beckoning) Come on, me! Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood. X1: "Hello?" Man #2: My eye! The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. See production, box office & company info, Sardonicast: Sonic, Pikachu, Eyes Without a Face. WebNick Weidenfeld. Thanks for the shot. Second Xavier: You got a license to sell hot dogs, chico man? Xavier: I need some of that disease you guys invented. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. She's using fear of death, playing on your insecurities, there's a rock-solid elegance to the arguments. Xavier: Well, I'm not surprised about how much I like to do crime. Mexican Gang Leader: We toilet flush the drugs. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, Skeeter-Beast: Sorry, but I'm with someone who doesn't lie about who they are on the inside. Well I eat balls for breakfast. Hate to break it to ya, but I wore them first. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. We accidentally mixed up the cookie factory with the tampon factory! And now it's time for me to walk away. Announcer: Troubled High, give a warm, troubled, hey there, ho there to your trouble cra-a-zy! Or is it vice-reversa? (The employee and the customer both attack Xavier.). It's notes he's not playing. Xavier: [enters a realm where the world unfolds in reverse, sees a man hit by a car] I'm too late. Ooga-booga. Sorry for beating you up before. Xavier: Okay, but I want to kill him outside, alone, in the dark. Xavier: You may have gotten checkmate, but we're playing Chinese checkers. Join our community of over 1,500,000 Screenwriters! You sound like the physical manifestation of some losers inner demons! But this time, The suffixed will become the sufferer, and it appears the baby killer is about to kill a baby. I think it's because, when I was a kid Police Officer: Kid, your mother just died. She dumped me. l mean, l just ate the heart of an explosion. We just got our new shipment. The driver for all Investors is the continuous search for investment opportunities. Later, chompsky honk. "Xavier: Renegade Angel Quotes." Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. Frightened? Xavier also uses "ramble" in place of "wander". We develop trading and investment tools such as stock charts for Private Investors. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/XavierRenegadeAngel. (The reporter gestures to a crude drawing of Xavier.). Hey! Well it's 5:55. XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? (a phantom fist emerges from the guru's head and punches young Xavier in the face). If you love soup so much, why dont you marry soup? Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of dissapointments to come. Does anyone have the script for Xavier: Renegade Angel? Xavier: (scoffs) Powers are for the weak. Forced to Walk the Earth because everyone hates him, Xavier seeks enlightenment and tries to help peoplebut at worst, he creates problems where none exist and causes tons of carnage, and at best, he somehow gets everyone to put aside their differences and join together for the common (and usually justified) goal of beating him senseless. Now our cookies absorb up to 2 pints of flavor! He even managed to talk a non-suicidal window cleaner he thought was about to kill himself into jumping off the building. Forgive mmm [unintelligible buzzing]. 'Tear ducks'. I love your wife. SoundCloud. Your every smile is a dagger. Robby: Closure?! Xavier: I believe that we are all one. Succotash, succotash, win some cash! First Xavier: Yeah. I always did it like this. Hello? 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